I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
we’re here to fuck shit up.
ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why
The only picture that exists from my childhood
hijabis be like
Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.
its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.
My favorite exchange on twitter tbh
This is the realest shit
This is when you know the education system is fucked up.
I used to wish I’d get hit by car on the way to work.
why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist
what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling.
i’m feeling a little gay today
its a metaphor
this fucking website
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
For the love of God, Cas