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starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 273,175 notes

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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lumos5001:

lostinmarveluniverse:

"I am not getting stabbed in the name of science." - Darcy Lewis

"I would totally get stabbed for science" - Jane Foster

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3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 4,402 notes

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 52,542 notes
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 55,369 notes

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 152,753 notes

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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jackiebuelahburkhart:

i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 70,150 notes

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 28,714 notes

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 19,113 notes

haveyoubeentobahia:

fire-blast-pegasus:

pyxis-nautica:

stonecoldstunning:

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 37,525 notes

dex5m:

deanismypatronass:

i-observe-dean-with-my-eyes:

Dean is 100% done.

ah yes the stop-and-blink

this is honestly one of my favorite Dean Expressions

Need some more.

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 126,227 notes